How I Built an Autonomous SRE War Room with Switch AI, OpenCode & Wispr Flow

When a production outage hits at 2 AM, every second counts. I built IncidentRoom — an autonomous SRE war room that turns any team chat channel into a self-coordinating incident response system using Switch AI. Here's what actually happened during our live demo: a SEV-1 alert fired, three AI agents collaborated in a shared Mattermost room, identified the root cause commit in under 60 seconds, ran real bash commands to prepare a rollback, waited for a single human APPROVE command (voice-dictated via Wispr Flow), executed the fix, and auto-generated a full post-mortem — all in under 2 minutes. The Problem We Solved Traditional incident response is chaotic: Context is fragmented across monitoring tools, Slack threads, and git history Engineers waste precious minutes manually correlating stack traces to recent PRs Stakeholder updates distract the on-call engineer from actually fixing the issue Post-mortems are written hours or days later from memory MTTR (Mean Time to R