I Put My Dying Side Projects on Life Support — an ICU With Real EKGs, a Snowflake Lab, and an On-Chain Defibrillator

This is a submission for Weekend Challenge: Passion Edition What I Built I have lots public repositories. some of them are dead. Not deleted — dead. There's a difference. Deleted would mean I made a decision. Dead means one day I committed "fix readme typo" and never came back, and the repo has been lying there ever since, full of half-finished dreams and a TODO.md I'm afraid to open. Everyone builds graveyards for these projects. Post-mortems. Eulogies. I didn't want a graveyard — because my projects aren't dead to me. They're comatose. So I built the other room in the hospital. LIFE SUPPORT is an intensive care unit for your side projects. You admit your GitHub username to the ward. Every repo becomes a patient on a live, animated EKG monitor — commit cadence is the heart rate, and projects you've abandoned show the one thing no developer is emotionally prepared to see: A flatline. With the sound. Then the lab runs your entire commit history through Snowflak