Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Review

Life on Kayfabe Island is simple but never boring. My father has failed at his quest to court Monica Bellucci, who has opted to move in with Sarah Connor and Dracula. My sister recently married Stone Cold Steve Austin and they’re playfully splashing each other on the beach. Heihachi and the thunder god Raiden live happily together in the Kombat Kasa. James Brown just finished construction on his new house, a pyramid made of cocaine. Geoff Keighley’s new pet – a sentient piece of pizza – has been biting people, which greatly concerns Morpheus.I check in on these denizens daily and do what I can to make them happy. My photorealistic, disembodied hand swoops in to help when Apollo Creed slips and falls on the beach while training. Bret Hart asks me if he should profess his love to Catherine Zeta-Jones, and I encourage him. I feed string cheese to Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos. These little vignettes and moments make up the majority of what you’ll be doing in Tomodachi Life: Livin